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The Girls' Guide To The HOTTEST Sex Experience On The Planet!


Women: Have you ever wished you could have-

* The HOTTEST, most pleasurable, oral and vaginal sex imaginable?
* Simple, PURE physical satisfaction with no strings attached?
* Sex without AIDS or pregnancy fears?
* The privacy of masturbation, but the satisfaction and
stimulation of sex?
* A truly HOT, nasty sex experience to share with your
significant other?

If you answered "yes" to any of these, then you should consider
having sex with a DOG. Wait, don't laugh! I am VERY serious. I
know it sounds gross, but you really don't know what you are
missing until you've tried it. Thousands of women and girls
worldwide agree with me (just read the animal sex newsgroups and
web pages), and, by all indications, more women are discovering
this secret every day. Women have been having sex with animals
for centuries, and I wholeheartedly recommend it to any woman who
wants to experience what is possibly the most intense and
electrifying sexual experience there is.

If you have a dog, chances are he is practically your best friend
already. He is more loyal than any man, and loves you completely,
unlike many men. He doesn't talk back or argue, and he's always
there for you. Why not take it a step further and let him become
your sexual lover? Male dogs are naturally horny practically all
the time, so helping him relieve some sexual frustration is just
a demonstration of your love for him (and a lot of fun for you)!
Unlike men, dogs are almost always ready to have sex when you
want to, they won't tell all their friends about your experience
together (and who cares if they do?), they can't expose you to
AIDS or other sexual diseases, and, perhaps best of all, they
can't get you pregnant!

I'm sure many of you are disgusted by this whole idea, and that's
okay. You can just quit reading now and go on with your boring
"normal" sex life. But if you want to learn something new,
something that will make your present solo, heterosexual, or
homosexual sex life take off to incredible new heights, then
listen up.

I am a 33-year-old middle-class female. I first had sexual
contact with a dog when I was 14, and it continued off and on
until I went to college. At the time, I always felt ashamed or
weird and guilty, and that kind of ruined the experience. After I
graduated from college and had my own place, I got another dog.
One night, I came home drunk and horny and ended up messing
around with Max the way I had with my other dog before I'd left
home. Afterwards, the guilty feelings set in again, but I started
thinking about it at another level. I've always been a frequent
masturbator, and I'd come to realize that it is a woman's perfect
right to please her body...there was nothing to feel guilty about
acknowledging that I was sexual creature. Along the same lines, I
realized that Max was also a sexual creature, only he didn't have
any way to relieve himself the way humans do. Therefore, I could
not think of any reason it would be wrong for me to please Max as
well as myself...if he wanted to do it, how could it be wrong? I
decided that if God didn't want us to do it, he wouldn't have
made dogs so interested in sniffing and licking human females. Or
he wouldn't have made Max interested in being stimulated by
humans, either. I decided that it's my body, and my puppy, and I
could do what I wanted as long as it didn't hurt either one of us
and we both wanted to do it.

Okay, enough about me, let's discuss how YOU can enjoy dog sex.
There are four areas that I will cover in this guide: Getting
started, Oral sex, Vaginal sex and Anal sex.

GETTING STARTED
If you are still reading this, chances are you are more than just
a little bit curious about dogsex, but you're nervous. You worry
that it might mean you are "going over the edge." Or that you
could be hurt somehow by the experience. Well, it's okay to be
nervous...this is a new experience unlike any you have had, and
it is certainly not for everyone. Obviously, it is one of the
more perverse things you can do. But, in many ways, that's why
it's such a HOT thing to do...the nastier things are, the more
some of us like them. Do you find that this is true for you and
your sexuality? If so, then you should think about letting
yourself go and just start to experiment with your Ruff Ruff.

You don't have to dive in and have sex with him the first night.
If you don't like it after trying the preliminaries, you can stop
any time (unlike some asshole men, a dog won't try to FORCE you
to keep going if you get him stimulated!). I've never seen a dog
get overly aggressive or mean with a woman, so I don't think you
should worry about that.

Which breeds are best? Any non-neutered males will respond. (Some
of the women I have corresponded with say that even some females
and neutered males will enjoy licking you.) Males between 9 mos.
five years old seem to be the most interested. Dogs with large
penises are the best for vaginal and anal sex, but any male will
be good for oral sex. Below is a table of comparative penis sizes
that was posted in the newsgroups earlier. I think it is pretty
accurate.

Breed Useable Length Diameter
(inches) (inches)
Cocker Spaniel 2.0-3.0 0.5-1.0
Greyhound 2.5-3.0 0.5-1.0
Bulldog 2.5-5.0 1.0
Dalmatian. 3.0-4.5 1.0
Collie. 4.0-5.0 1.0
Labrador. 4.0-6.0 1.0
Irish Setter. 4.0-6.0 1.0
German Shepherd. 5.0-7.0 1.5
Great Dane. 5.0-7.0 1.5
Saint Bernard. 7.0-9.0 1.5-1.75
Mastiff. 7.0-8.0 1.5-1.75

I have tried Collies, Labs, Shepherds, and Great Danes. My
favorite is the German Shepherd...they are large enough and
pretty gentle.

So, you have your dog, but how do you get him interested? I
suggest that first you get yourself stimulated so that you are
producing your natural scent and lubrication. Do this while
snuggling with him on the bed or floor so that he can start to
smell it. After a few minutes, start with him. Pull the sheath
back from his cock and study his cock; get to know it's shape and
size. Work the sheath back and forth over it until it expands a
little and begins to stick out of the sheath on its own. (If you
have the guts, give it a little suck with your lips!) Then gently
take hold of the red shaft between your thumb and finger and move
it back and forth. His penis should start to grow a lot then.
Masturbate him basically like you would a guy. Once it is fully
erect, he should be getting pretty horny. (One important thing to
remember when handling a dog: While most men like to have their
balls rubbed or this is not so with all dogs. I recommend
avoiding his testicles altogether, at least at the start.)

ORAL SEX

Once he is horny, you should move so that your vagina is near his
nose and he can get a good whiff of you. About half the dogs who
are new at this will respond naturally right then. Dogs are
naturally attracted to the scent of a woman's vagina, so many of
you have already discovered that Rover likes to sniff your
panties or even your crotch. Allowing him to take it a step
further is an excellent way to experience some of the greatest
oral sex you will ever have in your life! One of the nicest
things about allowing a dog to lick your snatch is that most male
dogs will spend much more time than a human male providing you
with the most electrifying oral sex. A dogs tongue is also much
longer and is able to get to many places that a man can't or
won't. A dogs tongue is covered with thousands of tiny buds that
when he licks your clitoris you will feel sensations that you did
not know existed. And, how many of you have had a man give you
analingus? Not many i'll bet. Well, I'm hear to tell you that
having your ass licked is a great thing, and a dog has no problem
doing it for you! If you have never experienced a tongue working
from the very top of your slit all the way around to the end of
your crack you have truly missed something grand.

There are several very good positions for you to try if you want
to try this. If you decide that your preference is
clitoral/vaginal only I have found one position that works very
well. I recommend that you sit on the edge of a bed so that the
back of your calfs are flat against the edge of the bed. You then
lay straight back picking your feet up and placing the on the
edge of the bed. This will expose your clitoris, labia and vagina
to his waiting tongue. For those of you who would like more but
want to prevent him from trying to mount you then the ideal
position is reclining on your side, on pillows or cushions, on
the floor. All you have to do at that point is to raise your leg
a little and he will have access to all of your pussy and ass.
For those of you that want that ultimate experience you will have
to give give him full and total access to you. This can only
happen when you are down on all fours. Now I know that staying in
that position for more than a few minutes is not comfortable at
all but there is one way that I have found that will be both very
comfortable and very enjoying. You kneel at the edge of your bed
and then lie the upper part of you body face down onto the bed,
keeping your knees on the floor. You then spread your knees apart
as much as you dare giving him full access to you. One very
important item to remember while you are considering what
position you would like to use is that if you do not wish to have
him mount you this is not the position to use.

Now that we gone over all the wonderful things that a dog can do
for you with his tongue, lets talk about what you can do with
yours. According to several doctors and veterinarians I have
spoken with, a dogs cock is three times cleaner that a man's
cock. A dog will spend considerable time every day cleaning it,
how many men do you know that do that? So, why not try it? I find
that when I am sucking off a dog, I have a tremendous amount of
mental stimulation that gets me horny as hell! Just knowing that
I am sucking on an animal's dick will get me so horny, that it
doesn't take much to get me off. I will usually use a free hand
to masturbate while I am sucking him, and I have some of the
greatest orgasms this way.

Most male dogs will gladly allow you to suck them and there are
many positions to do it in. I find that two positions are very
good and are easy to accomplish. For those of you that are just
starting out and are nervous about doing it I recommend that you
have him lie on his back with you next to him. This will give you
full access to his cock and be able to control all the action.
Get him hard with your hand, then start to lick it. Finally, put
the entire penis in your mouth and begin sucking, moving up and
down on it like you would a man. Rover will be heaven by this
point.

While you are moving your mouth over his cock you should try to
place the tip of you tongue into the indentation on the head of
his cock as this will help him to reach his climax. A dog is
different than most mammals as from the time they begin to become
aroused until they begin to get soft they will have some form of
ejaculate coming from their cocks. At first arousal there is a
clear thin fluid that tastes like iron and has the consistency of
water, this is his precum that is for lubrication so his knot
will slip into the females vagina. At full arousal is when he
actually will produce his sperm and you can tell when this
happens as his cum will begin to have a slightly salty taste to
it. You should be aware that his cum will never be as thick as a
mans but he will produce about twice as much as a man. I
personally think that dog cum tastes much better than man cum.

As he gets closer to his climax you will notice that at the base
of his cock there is a very large bulge known as his knot. This
knot is used to hold his cock inside a female (dog or human)
until he has finished ejaculating. If you are considering going
further then you should make a mental note of the size of his
cock and knot. The knot for a dog whose cock is 6 inches long and
1 and a half wide can be two inches long and 4 inches wide.

My favorite position for performing oral sex on a dog is a
subservient one. I lie on my back on the floor next to the couch,
with the couch propping up my head, aided by pillows if
necessary. Then Max "mounts" the couch, with his paws and upper
body on the couch and his cock in my mouth. Then he just fucks my
mouth while I use a vibrator in my pussy with one hand and my
other hand rubs my clit. I have trained myself to cum about when
he does. It is so HOT having hot doggie sperm shoot in your mouth
as you cum, too!

VAGINAL SEX.

Good old screwing thats what this is all about, well not quite.
There are a number of things that differ from sex with a man
other than the dog can't get you pregnant.

At this point I will assume that you have made the decision that
you are going to have sexual intercourse with a large dog (75
pounds) and that you are there by yourself. I will be your
companion and you may visualize me there. The first discussion is
how are we going to do it. There are two prime positions to use,
the old standard doggy style and the safer missionary style. (If
you choose the missionary position, you can prevent him from
getting his knot inside you and we can be in control the whole
time.) Ok you want to try the missionary position, you are siting
on the edge of a chair, a towel under you to prevent his and your
cum from staining the chair, your ass at the very edge legs
spread wide apart. Here comes your lover. He sees your warm and
wet pussy and at once begins to sniff and lick it. You call him
up to you so that he has his front paws on the chair his body
between your legs. (I like to put some socks over his front paws
so that he can't scratch me accidentally.)

Then you take his sheath in hand and begin to stroke it gently
and as he begins to swell and extend you guide the end of his
cock into you. As he feels the wetness and warmth of you he
begins to hump, slowly at first then faster and faster until you
feel his knot at the mouth of your vagina. As his cum slowly
fills you up you too reach climax. If you allow him to put his
knot inside you YOU WILL be together until he gets soft which
usually take 15 to 20 minutes but can take up to 45 minutes. The
major benefit of the missionary position is that if you do not
want to have his knot inside you you can, in almost all cases,
prevent it by holding it in your hand. You can also push against
his hind legs to both keep his knot out and control the rythmn.
But I find that the most satisfying and arousing sensations I
feel are caused by the knot being inside me. I try to have my dog
put his knot in every time we make love, but whether or not you
want to is up to you. I have found that having his knot inside
pushes against the inside walls of my vagina in a truly unique
way. It also pushes underneath my clitoris and that the
sensations of that happening drive me wild. (However, not having
the knot inside you can also be fun, as it bumps your clit with
each thrust; that is, if your finger isn't working your clit
already.)

Doggy style is just that, you are down on all fours with him.
This position will allow you to fully experience the pleasure of
having a canine lover. He will at first sniff then lick you and
after the tastes and smells begin to arouse him he will move to a
position to mount you. A dog will usually come up directly behind
you and mount you that way. Once he has mounted you he will begin
to hump trying to get his cock into you, if this is something new
to him then you should guide his cock to where it should go, he
will do the rest. As the two of you continue he will move faster
and faster with his strokes until you feel his knot begin to
swell and rub at the lips. At this point we have decision time,
If you want it inside you you should totally relax and allow him
to slide it in. If you don't want it in you you should reach back
with your hand and try to hold the knot with your hand. A simple
note of warning, if you use this position and then decide that
you don't want his knot in you you may not be able to prevent it
from happening. If his knot is in you you WILL have to wait until
he gets soft. I do not recommend you trying to remove it as
unless your vagina is very large, it will hurt and may even
injure you. So if you have any doubt's at all I would stick with
the missionary position.

Well we are now mated and as his knot continues to swell inside
you you begin to feel this warm feeling inside you. A dog's body
temperature is higher than a humans and his cum is even warmer,
and as he cums deep inside you you can feel that warmth. His knot
is now fully expanded, his cum is flowing into you, your juices
mix with his and at this point you begin to feel his knot begin
to throb. I have reached orgasm up to seven times in a row while
this is happening.

ANAL SEX

In finding a good position for male canine/human female anal sex
I have tried dozens of positions and found many that work and
many that didn't. I have found that the best position is one
called a modified doggy position. To get into that position you
should first find an open space, very private of course, inside
your house or wherever and place a soft pad on the floor for you
to kneel on. You then kneel on the pad and get into a normal
doggy position. To achieve the correct position you now bring
your knees forward and tuck them up into your stomach. Now that
you have done that you rest the front of your body on your
elbows. Great you have mastered getting into the proper position,
now there are some other things you have to do before you call to
your lover. We have this little problem with lubrication that has
to be solved with something otherwise this will really hurt. I
have found that natural oils such as olive or corn oils work best
and will not hurt your lover. NEVER NEVER use vaseline or the
like as they will make the dog sick or even worse.

Well now we know what lubrication we are going to use we must now
apply it. It is not enough to just smear a little oil on the
outside of your anus for this to work, you must lubricate both
outside as well as inside. The easy part is the outside and I
leave that until I am in position to do it. To lubricate the
inside I use a large eyedropper, that will hold about an once or
so of oil, to get the oil inside and when I have done that insert
one finger to spread the oil over the muscle.

Congratulations you are now ready, you have done your inside
lubrication and are in the proper position and here comes your
lover. You should now take your oil and rub some on your anus and
the area around it. After he has mounted you you will probably
have to guide him into you. Once he is inside he will hump just
like with vaginal sex. The same precautions concerning his knot
should be used here as well. I do not recommend those just
starting out to try having him insert his knot. As there is not
as much general stimulation with anal sex, you may want to gently
masturbate while he is in you. There is one way to increase the
stimulation and that is place a dildo or vibrator into your
vagina. This will transmit his movement inside you to you
clitoris and help you reach climax. I almost always do this and
can safely say that the best orgasms I have ever experienced in
my life were when doing this.

Well, that's it. That's certainly enough info to get you started,
but if you need to reach me, feel free to email me at
doggrrl@hotmail.com. Guys: GET A LIFE! Do NOT email. I have a
boyfriend already, and he's much better in bed than you could
ever be. I won't send you any pictures, and I really don't care
what you think! I will not answer you! And, if you're thinking
about disguising yourself as a woman, I have a little test
waiting for you that some lesbians in an AOL chat room gave me to
scare off creepy little dweebs like you!

Okay, girls, GOOD LUCK. Quit worrying, and get fucking! Take Care

Jamie


PS: Here are some other guides I downloaded awhile back that make
for fun reading.


A Woman's Guide To Canine Sex
Zoofili, sexual intercourse with animals, has for a long time
been a forbidden subject, considered 'sick', unethical and
'kinky' to name only a few classifications. With this text I
would like to illuminate one of the kinds within animal sex,
namely Canine sex, Dog sex as you would call it. The reason why I
write this is to share my knowledge of this kind with other
women, who have a similar interest, or who have considered having
sex with dogs, but not dared to, or who have not known how to go
about or who have not known it existed.
HISTORY
Zoofili isn't something newly invented, something our 'modern
depraved human brains have fallen into', in fact it goes
thousands of years back in time, believe it or not. Allready
before the Hellas Empire (the Greek) there are legends of humans
having intercourse with animals, or half animals. It's quite
interesting to read those stories, as a woman, the male is played
by an animal and the female by a human woman. Oftenly the texts
are very detailed, and most of the times the women get pregnant,
giving birth to gods, half- animals or humans with animal looks.
Wether one should believe these stories or not, I don't know, but
at least it shows us that even before our so called modern time
there was some thought of animal intercourse. Whether it occured
or not, we don't know for sure, but the thought isn't hard.
With the increasing technology mankind left the fields for the
cities, and by doing this we also left the farms, which has
created a large gap between man and animals, so you could
probably think that zoofili has decreased dramaticly, but it's
not that simple. Moving to flats in highly populated areas has of
course led to having only some pets in the homes, with this the
closeness pet-human has increased, and many households have shown
that pets, especially dogs, have become a part of the Eastern way
of living, the dog has become almost a member of the family,
sleeping, eating and beeing a part of the daily routine in a
home. This has increased the chance for women to enjoy animal
sex, most of the sexual relations has in fact started quite
innocent. Some of the women I have met tells me that it started
after looking at the dog doing his daily cleaning - that is
licking himself and that they had started to fondle with his
penis, others tell me their's started by accident when the dog
was sexual active and sniffed between their legs, some say it
started with the dog trying to hump their legs, as dogs can do
when they seek sexual relieve.
It's quite hard to give any accurate figures in sex with animals,
it's after all taboo, but some reports like the German 'The
Haffner Sex Report', from 1992, tells us that about 14% of the
farmers on a regular basis practises sex with animals, this
includes all kinds of animals found on the farm and of course
even men included in the practicing of animal sex. The report
also tells us that another 3% of the farmers have at some point
'fooled around' that is, masturbated the animal, played with its
genitals etc. This German report based on several thousands of
interviews also shows that about 2-3% of all women has at some
point tried some kind of dog sex, most of these from populated
areas. About 80% of these women have continued having dog sex on
a regular basis. This I know from experience, that is if done
correctly. Dog sex can be very stimulating, and if done the
'proper' way even more exciting than a 'normal' human to human
intercourse. It's very easy to go on with animal sex, most women
have fantasies about animal sex, to be taken by a wild animal, to
enjoy it as much as the animal, to feel that specific animal lust
within your- self. women thinking of animal sex might seem rare,
but the truth is contrary. Psychological studies shows that more
than 80% of all women has at some point fantisized or dreamt
about begin taken by an animal, so it's merely a decision of
actually doing it, and if you dare, you will be very happy you
tried, believe me.
INTRODUCTION
Last but not least, I would like to introduce myself to you
before we continue in this introduction to Canine Sex. My name is
Anna, the rest I wish to keep unknown for the readers, due to the
fact I'm a rather respected person in society. I have been a dog
fanatic all my life, and I hope that my knowledge will make it
easier for those who would like to try dog sex or allready have
tried and want some hints to make it even more pleasing. I have
been having sexual intercourse on a regular basis for almost 18
years, the first time was when I was pretty young, about 16, and
unexperienced, but liking to experiment with my body. I had had 2
or 3 boys before that encounter, but they were as unexperienced
as me, and I hadn't received any pleasure at all. Making love to
my dog changed all that for me, it was in fact my dog who gave me
my first orgasm, and it was a reel one. At the age of 23 I
started a kennel club on the Italian Riviera, including breeding
facility. The kennel is quite respected, mostly dealing with pure
races or mixed ones of 'high quality'. During this time I have
made love to hundreds of dogs, just enjoying to do it with
different ones, but of course I have had my favourites. I have
dog sex almost every day, and sometimes on weekends when the
staff is away, and I'm alone with my husband, I let the dogs make
love to me several times, just lying helpless, enjoying orgasm
after orgasm. As I told you I like to make love to several dogs,
and on weekends when the kennel is closed, I oftenly make love
all day with my husband and 6-7 favourite dogs. We both enjoy it
immensly, my husband isn't the jealous one, at least not when it
comes to dogs making love to me, and he enjoys watching me
receiving orgasm after orgasm.
I have 2 small children, a boy and a girl, so on the exterior you
might say my family look's like an 'ordinary' one. But you don't
have to be different because you make love to dogs, the differenc
is that you have discovered how more pleasing it is.
I hope that what I hearby share with you will come to good use,
and that you will enjoy dog sex, and the fantastic joy you can
experience.
In this guide I will cover cunnilingus, vaginal sex and last
fellatio. Anal sex can be performed, but I find that you have to
be very experienced with anal sex when you want to make love with
a dog in that way, so I have decided not to cover that subject.
CUNNILINGUS
Cunnilingus is when someone (in this case dog) uses his tongue on
the woman's genitals. Anyone who have experienced cunnilingus
with a man, or a woman, knows that it is extremly pleasurable,
however it's very tireing for the person who does it. The dog's
tonuge is build completly different from a human. His tounge has
big muscles wich he can use a longer time without getting tired.
But what makes cunnilingus so much better with a dog is the
construction of his tonuge, and the eagerness he oftenly does it
with.
The dog's tonuge is, as you probably know, quite big. Thin but
broad and long, and very flexible. Anyone who has been licked by
a dog (on hands etc.) knows that the surface of it is much
rougher than a human's.
To a male dog, cunnilingus is something natural to perform. As I
told you earlier, many of the relations between woman and dog has
started by accident. The female odour from her vagina reminds the
male dog very much of the bithes'. Especially if the woman is
having her period, during this time the vagina is giving out a
specially strong odour. When it comes to dogs and mating
procedure, that is the signal for the male dog. When a bitch is
in heat it's genitals gets bloodfilled, swollen and gives out a
higher amount of odour. The bitch will then, when given a chance,
turn her back to the dog, to show the dog that she is ready to be
mounted. The male dog will then oftenly sniff att her vagina and
lick at it for some time. It's not known why dog's do this, but
it's a reflex. After some time he will mount her.
This procedure works the same at women. When a dog feels the
scent he will approach you and start to sniff, after that he will
try to lick you. It's good if the dog is very young and
unexperienced, then you will be able to train him to lick you the
way you want to, because when it comes to sex, the dogs are very
quick learners. more about ages of dogs in the chapter about
Basic Canine Sexual Understanding. There are several ways to let
the dog perform his cunnilingus. The easiest, and the one that
gives you most control, and also lets you see most of the act is
when you lie on your back, the dog between your legs, on the
ground or in bed. Oftenly the dog, if he is unexperienced in
making love to women, is a little frustrated, he doesn't
recognise this. It doesn't remind him of making love to a bitch.
Therefore it's positive if you guide him with your hands by
grabbing gently around his neck. Once he sniffs and starts
licking you can let him go, he will remain down there all by
himself.
The feeling of getting licked by a dog is undescribable. The
roughness of his tonuge touching your lips, his tongue massaging
your clitoris.well you just have to experience that yourself. By
parting your legs as much as possible, you will give your lover
maximum access to your femeninity. And by parting your legs, your
lips will also part, making the clitoris fully exposed to your
lover's tongue. Doing this he will also try to insert his tongue
inside you, seeking the source of your secretions and cum. All
you have to do is to lean back and to let the expert on this do
the job, enjoy!
There are several ways to let him lick you which you can enjoy,
another one is by putting a big pillow under your buttocks, by
doing this you will give him more access to your love hole. The
next one which I like to use most of the time is when I place
myself with the back of my legs towards the bed, and then 'fall'
backward on the bed, leaving my legs hanging down from the knees
towards the floor. This position is very comfortable and gives
your lover full access to your love cave. These possitions assure
you that you have full access to what is happening, and that you
are in control and can supervise the sex act which only
intensifies the orgasms. At the same time the dog will not be
able to mount you, even if he tries to. All you have to do if he
tries and you don't want to is to close your legs.
A more daring position to receive cunnilingus which is very
pleasurable is when you stand 'doggie-style', that is on all four
with the dog behind you. The reason why it's daring is that the
dog will probably after some cunnilingus try to mount you, due to
the fact that you reassemble to the more natural position he
knows so familiar. If he tries to mount you it might be difficult
to escape his eagerness, that is if you really don't want to 'go
the entire way'. One way to 'escape' is to raise yourself up on
your knees, making it impossible for him, but if he is heavy, you
might be too weak to lift his front paws off the ground. This
position is for the more experienced ones, that is, when you have
had sex with your dog several times, and you know him better.
This position is also very pleasurable. In this position you can
part your legs quite much, giving him full access to your crack.
The difference is that you will also give him access to your anal
opening. When he then performs his licking technique on your
vagina, he will also give your anal region lovely tickeling
feelings. What is important is that your personal hygene has to
be very good. You have to make sure that you have washed yourself
before the act, especially around the anal region. The reason,
well there are all kinds of bacterias around the anal opening,
and his tounge will then spread them to your vagina. It's not too
risky, since his tongue wont get deeper than a couple of
centimeters, but you have to be very careful with washing
yourself so that you don't receive any infection in your vagina.
I should mention that the dogs mouth and tounge is very clean, as
clean as a human's. So you can't get any infections from his
tonuge at cunnilingus, it's only when he licks your anal region
he might spread the bacterias to your vagina.
The male dog will lick you for quite some time at cunnilingus
bringing you off in an orgasm after another, his tonuge will lick
inside all folds, seek deep inside your body for the juices your
love cave produces, like no man has ever made. However, if you
have a problem with him licking you, maybe he gets too eager and
wants to mount you, or he looses interest after some time, there
is a way to improve his cunnilingus. By applying some powder
sugar from time to time on the opening of your pussy, he will get
more eager about licking you, the double effect, caused by the
sugar and your odour will drive both him and you crazy. This way
he will not go as deep as earlier inside you, he will more lick
your outsides. If you wish him to put his tonuge inside you,
there is another trick. However this is quite 'messy'. Therefore
it's good if you have a big towell under you and another one to
dry you off from time to time, since your genitals will get all
moisty, and dripping with his saliva. The trick is as follows:
You apply some honey on your inner lips, around the clitoris, and
then you try to insert some honey into your vagina. The deeper
you get, the deeper he will seek for it with his tongue. The more
you apply the longer will he be at it. To apply it in your body
you can use your fingers or the ultimate way, a drop- bottle, for
instance an eye-dropper-bottle or similar. By inserting it a
couple of centimeters and letting a larger amount of honey enter
you, the liquid will be in your vagina, spreading neatly. And
when the tongue seeks for it, the honey will try to move out of
the pressure inside your vagina, thus giving a constant pouring
source, which will make your dog even more eager in licking you,
and which will make it the most delightful orgasm you have ever
received.
By also applying some honey or sugar on your tighs, breasts,
buttocks and belly, your dog will give you a lovely cleaning act
in which he washes your entire body clean with his tongue, giving
you great sensations.
However it is very important that you don't do this too often, at
the beginning of a relationship you can use this method to train
him, the reason is that too much sugar and honey will cause your
dog toth problems.
BASIC CANINE SEXUAL UNDERSTANDING
Having sex to a dog requires pretty much from the dog too. The
first time dogs have sex they learn their 'male' part, and it's
harder to change his way to act after he has learned his part
once. Therefore, if you want the ultimate experience and life
companion lover, then you should start with a puppet, or a dog
about 12-18 months old without any earlier knowledge in sexual
intercourse. Now I know that this is quite difficult to arrange,
after all you'll have to use what you have. As a consolation I
can assure you that training with the dog a couple of weeks
oftenly improves the act.
Although ultimate feeling, physically as well as mentally, is
when a dog makes love to you, you don't have to go the whole way.
although that is oftenly the highlight in the relation- ship. But
for those who think of having intercourse I would like to say
some things about the dogs' penises. Most think that the dogs
penises are huge or extremly tiny, this is a normal
missunderstanding. It's hard to give any accurate figures about
the dogs' penis when at erection due to the fact that dogs have
for a long time been mixed at breeding, creating new breeds, with
completly new features, as well as size of penis. In this chart I
have tried to give you as much of the truth about the dogs, I
have oftenly referred to the 'clean-breeds' that is the more
unmixed breed, but many dogs lack their ancestor's genes.


Note: 1 inch = 2.5 cm
As you can see, the size of the penis when it's erected, follows
the size of the dog. The bigger the dog, the bigger the penis.
And if you compare it with the human male penis, you find that
several of the dogs have an average size equal to the human. When
speaking of human penises the size is not so important they say,
well I don't know if I can agree completly. Of course it's the
technique and the passion that decides whether it feels good, but
a thick penis feels even better than a thin, due to the fact that
the friction towards the clitoris is higher, caused by the
enlargement of the vagina. When it comes to dogs, the size looses
almost all importance due to the way it's built. A dog's penis
looks completly different, at first sight, if compared to a male
human. Instead of having a foreskin like the human, it's entire
shape is like the tip of the human male, that means reddish, and
very sensitive to touches. The lack of foreskin, which has a
function of protecting the sensitive tip of the human penis, is
equaled by a 'coat' in which the entire penis withdraws when it's
not erected. This coat is furry, and denotes at first look if
it's a male or a female dog. The penis is much larger than the
sheat is, and when erected it draws back, at the same time the
penis pushes out and enlarges outside the sheat.
The penis is also looking different in it's basic looks. Instead
of having the so familiar and sensitive 'mushroom', like the
human, it is pointy at the tip, then growing larger after 2-3 cm.
As you read earlier, the entire penis is as sensitive as the
human's tip.
At the front of the penis the dog has a small hole from which he
ejaculates, this looks a little different than a human penis,
which has a crack, otherwise the function is the same, the size
almost equivalent, but the pleasure can be even greater. The
reason, well, the dog is one of few animals that have special
'features'. When a dog gets aroused his penis erects and leaves
the protective sheat. Unlike a human the dog creates the sperm
while his penis is erected, and he is aroused. Another thing that
differs is that the dog's penis will 'cum' during the entire sex
act, from the first moments of erection to the end of the
intercourse, this makes the intercourse more pleasurable in many
ways, which I will cover later.
Another very interesting feature, is the one that makes the sex
act extremly pleasurable, the knot. When a dog enters the bitch
and starts his humping motion in her vagina, he also starts
cumming instantly. But after some time, when the male dog reaches
'reel orgasm' then the base of his penis will swell. The male dog
will then try to push this knot inside the bitche's vagina. Once
inside he will not move any longer, instead he will keep a
constant pressure to assure that the knot is really inside.
During these seconds the knot will start swelling even more
inside the vagina to such a size that it won't be able to
extract. During this time the dog will start to ejaculate even
more intensly inside the vagina. The knot's function will then be
to keep the mating couple together for some time, which I will
cover later. The reason is to ensure that the sperm is deposited
deep inside the vagina and to increase the chance for
insemination. Many women I have introduced to dog sex find that
once performed, it's the knot that really attracts them to making
love with the dog, and I do nothing but agree.
Now I know that women who look at the erected penis might find it
slimy and 'dirty'. The truth is it's more clean than a human's
penis. The dog licks himself clean several times a day, now, how
many times a week do you think a man washes his penis? 3,4 or
maybe even 5? The slime, is actually not slime. The penis has a
more 'rubber-like' material which makes it 'glancy'. Of course
it's a little damp, but the wetness is secretion, and when
erected it's mostly pre-cum. I suggest that a short sponge bath
with warm sudsy water may be just the thing to get you over any
feeling that your dog's penis is unclean.
VAGINAL SEX Finally you have decided that you want to go the
whole way with the love making, and I do nothing than
congratulate. If you follow the advice given in this text, and
you're a lucky dog owner, then you can experience one of few
moments a woman can. However, dogs are a lot like men, the first
time with a dog can be pretty frustrating. You might be
unfamiliar with the dog's reactions, the dog might be too excited
and you might be scared of the act afterwards. The first times
it's just like making love to a teenage boy, too hot. in other
words you might not enjoy it the first times, but training and
practice will after a couple of times bring you off in fantastic
orgasms, even better than an 'ordinary'-making would.
Making love to a dog can be very simple, as simple as making love
to a man, or even easier, since the dog wont have 'modes' of
readiness, he will always be ready for you. However I recomend
you to have these items handy when the itch starts, just to make
your pleasure even greater and to make it good and unharmful for
you.
- 2 pairs of socks, (4 socks- small size), the socks you will put
on your lover's paws to prevent them from scratching you. This is
of course not needed in all positions, but in most you'd prefer
to have the socks on his paws. - 1 big towell, for placing under
you, (or him), so that sperm and your cum wont stain the bed,
carpet, chairs, or whatever you decide to make love on. - 1 small
towell or napkins, to dry your genitals from time to time and
after the session. - 1 or several pillows to make it comfortable
for you and to place your vagina in such an angle to his penis
it's both easy and pleasurable for you and your canine lover. -
(small table- optional, directions for a good table will be given
later)
Now it's time to start the session. By letting the dog lick you
for some time, he will also get aroused from the act, since he
recognises your vaginal odour. Thus his penis will erect. But if
it's not fully erect you can help him get hard by massaging the
sheat for some time until the tip of his penis appears. Then, by
pulling the sheat forwards, and backwards, just like you would do
on a man with his foreskin, you try to erect his entire penis. At
the beginning it might take you some time to understand what kind
of treatment your dog gets aroused from, but the dog's penis is
very sensitive, so you wont have too much trouble getting your
lover hard and ready for the joy.
You wont have to think too much about lubrication. If you let the
dog lick you for some time, that oftenly is enough, and as you
already know the dog starts cumming almost instantly when his
penis erects, at the beginning the spurts are very slow and the
amount of liquid is very small, but the more aroused he gets the
more liquid will he produce. It's important that you dont arouse
your dog more than needed with your hands, because if he is
unexperienced or it's the first time he makes love to you, he
might reach his orgasm very early, and then I know that I would
like him to be inside my body. Now being prepared to make him
enter you, you should be aware of the fact that it will be quite
'messy' and you shouldn't be afraid of getting his semen in your
body, in fact it's very hard not too when you want to make love
to a dog. Therefore it's wise to have a big towell under you so
that his cum wont stain any precious items. I should add that a
dog's sperm CAN NOT get you pregnant! Therefore you don't have to
be afraid of that problem.
There are several positions in which you can make love to your
dog, however the number of positions are fewer than making love
to a man due to the fact your lover is 4-legged. Each position
has an advantage, but it's good if you know something about all
positions, which one gives the most pleasure, in which the penis
enters you the deepest, in which your clitoris is mostly
stimulated and the most important, in which position you are
likely to end up in a 'tie' with the dog. Down here follows a few
of the positions, these are the ones that work the best, but of
course experimenting is the best way of finding out which
position you enjoy the most.